Waiting to Exhale

The Bay never sleeps — and neither do the stories, the vibes, or the updates we’re catching week to week. From concerts at Shoreline to overpriced burritos, there’s always something worth sparking up a conversation about.

And here’s the big one: San Jose is officially on our delivery map. No storefronts, no detours — just straight-to-your-door service in the 408. Let’s call that a win for the playbook.

Bay Current

Because the Bay’s always got a vibe.

Niners Nation: Week 1 and fans already calling it a Super Bowl season. Faithful to the Bay = faithful to the rollercoaster.
Shoreline Vibes: At Lil Wayne, only in Mountain View do you see tech bros in polos next to dudes in Rasta hats, all vibin’ to “A Milli.”
LaRussell Reminder: “It’s a blessing to be here, it’s a blessing to breathe.” That’s the energy we’re on — spark slow, laugh hard, and appreciate the little highs.
Bay Food Truth: That $25 burrito in Palo Alto? Mid. And the kicker — you could cop a half oz for the same price (LMFAO). Stay humble.
South Bay Newsflash: San Jose, we’ve arrived. No storefront, no detours — just straight-to-your-door delivery in the 408. Call it the fastest handoff in football.

Fumbles & Flexes

Week 1 already had us fumbling harder than Derrick Henry on Sunday night. Sometimes the handoff just slips — football or otherwise.

And like any good team, we’re calling audibles too. Exhale is in launch mode, testing plays, adjusting when needed, and staying agile so the experience keeps getting smoother. Consider it the preseason warm-up before we really hit mid-season form.

High Cuisine Corner

Leaf Lore

Here’s something we stumbled on this week: tiny joints are blowing up across California. These micro-joints (think 0.25–0.35g) are selling like hotcakes because folks want less — not more — with today’s high-potency flower. It’s like a sip of weed instead of a full gulp, and it makes sense for events, weddings, or just when you want a quick, light hit.

One of our favorites? Black Mamba — they’ve got micro joints dialed in, smooth and balanced.
👉 Check it out at Exhale

And speaking of events, the headlines about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift got us thinking… the real “Love Story” isn’t the rumors, it’s picturing Taylor dropping a track called You Belong With Weed. And hey, we can provide for private events — so a wedding hookup is possible. Just saying, Tay Tay and Trav.

Field Notes

Last weekend, Exhale pulled up at:

Lil Wayne @ Shoreline (Sept 5)
Mountain View Art & Wine Festival (Sept 6–7)

Flyers out, Rasta hat on, convos flowing. Big thanks to everyone who showed love — expect to see photos and vids on socials soon.

Where We Roll

We’ll be around town this month:

Concerts on the Plaza – Sept 12 (Civic Center Plaza)
Harvest History Festival – Sept 13 (Heritage Park)
Neil Young @ Shoreline – Sept 12
Arthur Ashe Youth Tennis Fest – Sept 14 (Cuesta Dr)

See us? Say what’s up and ask us what the quickest delivery time might be!

And let us know if you’re going and we can schedule delivery to meet you there.

We’re out here to connect, laugh, and keep the Bay wavy.

Last Puff

Cannabis isn’t just about lighting up — it’s about culture, comedy, and creating the moments that stick. We’re here to laugh at mid burritos, swap LaRussell lyrics, and remind you that wellness can be fun.

Got ideas? Want to collab? Share your link, your content, or even just a wild concept. Tap in — let’s work together.

Till next time, stay classy Bay Area

-Wong, your neighborhood budtender

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